While he's getting ready for work, Kurt gives her some cereal and turns on the television for her. When it's time for him to leave, she comes upstairs to wake me up.
So, I was sleeping soundly, snuggled under my blankets, when I heard her little voice.
"Mom," she said. "Mom, wake up! I have some news!"
I opened my eyes. "What honey?" I asked. "What is it?"
"Do you feel like your closet is crammed so full of stuff?" she said.
"What, baby?" I asked, propping myself up and squinting into the morning light.
"Because if you do, THERE'S SPACE BAGS!" she said.
"Space bags?" I asked.
"You can put your sweaters in them and then a car can run over them! You can put them anywhere, even in your basement!" she announced.
"Wow..." I said. "That sounds awesome. Where did you hear about these Space Bags?"
"On the TV! All you need is a vacuum hoser!" she said.
"Cool," I said, yawning. "Thank you for giving me this news. We'll have to try them."
I guess that means it's morning.
Best and weirdest wake up, ever.
I have a pretty amazing life.