Only because I want Seeking Elevation to like me...

Lisa tagged me to do this.
I'll do anything she wants.
She's hot.

She asked eleven questions. I'll answer them and come up with eleven questions and tag some of you to do the same.


What's the last movie you saw that was worth recommending?

I'm not really a movie person. Kurt doesn't get this, since I am an art and entertainment person. I love tv, even. I can reccommend a tv show, if you want. Try Oddities on the science channel. Every once in a while, I'll fall in love with a show, watch all the episodes and then decide the show is stupid. Oddities on the Science Channel is my new favorite show that I'm sure I won't care about in a few days.


If you had to suddenly choose another spouse, and you had your pick of anyone in the world, living or dead, who would you pick?

So, I have imaginary relationships with Elliott Smith and Jenny Lewis and they're going great. I would marry them, if one of them wasn't dead and if they wanted to marry me.  


Boxers or briefs? Or commando?

I never used to wear underwear. For years, I didn't wear them. Now, I wear FULL COVERAGE mom undies that pull up to just under my belly button. They're warm and sort of calming or something. Like a security blanket that you wear wrapped around your huge mom butt.  


 Hand sanitizer: the gel that's going to save you from a flesh-eating virus or the menace that is creating flesh-eating viruses?

Although taking Zoloft has helped me to reduce my hand sanitizer habit to a more human level of consumption, I use it daily and I use it thoroughly.


If you got to pick one celebrity to be your mom, who would it be?

I don't really care about celebrities except for musicians, and I can't think of any musicians that might make a good mom for me. I'm really old and I'm unmanageable.


How come you don't want your mom to be your mom? Don't ask. Lights on or lights off?

I guess off so that I can go to sleep immediately. The light bothers me when I'm trying to sleep.


When I finally find the right dog to adopt, what should I name it?

Kurt and I were just talking about this last night. We decided that it was too annoying to try to name a dog, so we'd better never get one.  


Who would you rather have sex with: Richard Simmons or Nancy Grace? Yes, you have to choose, and no, suicide is not an acceptable answer.

Both at the same time.


Okay, give us your favorite rant. We'll listen to you.

I am not the sort of person who has a favorite rant. I am the sort of person who has a never ending rant running through my head at all times. That's why you're here, right?


How often do you eat food that you know is fucking terrible for you?

My idea of "fucking terrible" has changed a lot over the course of the past few years. I eat sugar a lot and I believe it's bad for me, or at least that it's unnecessary and has no place in a whole, healthy diet. How, I don't really believe that it's fucking terrible, because I don't eat high fructose corn syrup, like, ever. I also don't eat hydrogenated oils, ever. I don't eat meat or MSG or conventional eggs or enriched white flour. I don't eat conventional produce, for the most part. I don't eat things with a bunch of chemicals, like bread from the regular grocery store. So, all of that being said, I also have OCD about germs (see hand sanitizer question) and nutritional information. I am totally psycho about it. I admit that. I don't care what you eat. I don't judge you for eating Cheetos. I really don't. I guess my answer to that question is... sort of often?



 Here are my questions:

1. What went wrong in your last relationship that went wrong?
2. Do you keep a lot of secrets?
3. What makes you feel worried?
4. Do you honestly enjoy your sex life?
5. List some books I should totally read.
6. What do you do to be healthy?
7.  What are some things that you dream about over and over again when you're sleeping?
8. Who do you have a crush on?
9. Memory from high school. Go.
10. Do you believe in God?
11. Tell me about a really terrible kiss.


Okay, I tag... Sarah, Katery, Rain, Alison, Lance, and who else?  If you want to do it, too, please do!